Wednesday, January 27, 2010

To Anyone Who Thinks I'm Crazy XVIII

It's like Acarophobia...
I fear digging bugs out of my skin.
It's close to Poinephobia...
I fear punishment.
Almost like Uranophobia...
I fear heaven.
It's not even close to Stygiophobia...
I fear hell.
But closely related to Papaphobia...
I fear the Pope.
It's kind of like Ecclesiophobia...
I fear church.
Which is basicly Zeusophobia...
I fear God.
But really...
We've all just got one phobia.
And it's called THANTOPHOBIA.
We're all afraid of death and things related to it.
Here are forty-nine related phobias.
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Apeirophobia - Fear of infinity.
Arsonphobia - Fear of fire.
Ashenophobia - Fear of weakness.
Athazagoraphobia - Fear of being forgotten.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
Cheimaphobia - Fear of cold.
Cleithrophobia - Fear of being enclosed in a space.
Clinophobia - Fear of going to bed.
Daemonophobia - Fear of demons.
Dementophobia - Fear of insanity.
Eleutherophobia - Fear of freedom.
Enosiophobia - Fear of having committed a sin.
Gerascophobia - Fear of growing old.
Gnosiophobia - Fear of knowledge.
Hadephobia - Fear of hell.
Hedonophobia - Fear of feeling pleasure.
Helminthophobia - Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Kakorrhaphiophobia - Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia - Fear of ridicule.
Kenophobia - Fear of empty spaces.
Macrophobia - Fear of long waits.
Mastigophobia - Fear of punishment.
Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
Necrophobia - Fear of dead things.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Nucleomituphobia - Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nyctophobia - Fear of the night.
Oneirophobia - Fear of dreams.
Ouranophobia - Fear of heaven.
Panophobia - Fear of everything.
Panthophobia - Fear of suffering.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Phagophobia - Fear of being eaten.
Phasmophobia - Fear of ghosts.
Placophobia - Fear of tombstones.
Pneumatiphobia - Fear of spirits.
Pnigerophobia - Fear of choking.
Pnigophobia - Fear of being smothered.
Psychophobia - Fear of the mind.
Rupophobia - Fear of dirt.
Satanophobia - Fear of Satan.
Sciophobia - Fear of shadows.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.
Taphephobia - Fear of being buried alive.
Taphophobia - Fear of cemeteries.
Zeusophobia - Fear of God or gods.
Here is the most ridiculous fear of all......
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...
Guess what it means...
FEAR OF LONG WORDS....
THIRTY-SIX LETTERS.
No joke.
It's "ridonkulous"
Love,
Evangeline Dwyn Grace
Age 14
WRITTEN: Tuesday, August 04, 2009, 1:30:08 AM

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